peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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iwilleatyourenglish:

everyone has said and done problematic things in their lifetime. that’s a result of the society we live in, not necessarily a reflection of their character.

what is a reflection of their character is how they react to being informed of the negativity within their behavior and statements, and whether or not they choose to change their behavior.

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catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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charlespudding:

i am both these people at once
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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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